1. Last beverage:
Iced Decaf Americano
2. Last phone call:
A wrong number. No, I an not Hasan
3. Last song you listened to:
Dream On, Aerosmith
4. Last time you cried:
Two weeks ago, after checking my new Lifelog and realizing how unhealthy my habits have become was laid bare.
5. Have you dated someone twice:
Yes, it was a bad decision.
6. Have you ever been cheated on:
Yes
7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
No
8. Have you lost someone special:
My grandparents
9. What are your three favorite colors:
Green, orange, and yellow
10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
Nope
11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
Nope
12. How many kids do you want:
That is the five million dollar question, isn't it?
13. Do you want any pets:
I have a lovely dog, I'm somewhat open to getting a second.
14. Do you want to change your name:
Nah, I've made peace with my issues around this.
15. What did you do for your last birthday:
It was quiet, was still fearful of that thing going around.
16. What time did you wake up today:
I woke up at 7 am.
17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
The end of the day and a weekend in the woods!
18. Last time you saw your mother:
My High School Graduation, class of 1999
19. Most visited webpage:
Likely either my Mastodon instance or the Goodwill auction site
20. Nicknames:
I'm too much of a legend for a nick name. Close friends call me by my first name, new ones tend to say my entire name in sort of an odd form of affection.
21. Relationship status:
Married.
22. Zodiac sign:
Pieces
23. Male or female:
Thats not very respectful of gender norms in 2022, next.
24. Height:
5’ foot 10”.
25. Do you have a crush on someone:
My wife
26. Piercings:
Ha! No, never
27. Tattoos:
Ink free, plan to stay that way.
28. Strong or Weak:
There is a third way, I'm stubborn
FIRSTS
29. First surgery:
Adenoids Removed, was like 9
30. First best friend:
Jeez.. either Sam or Skylar
31. First sport you joined:
T-ball, it went....badly
32. First vacation:
Likely a camping trip with my Grandparents
33. First school:
Blandford Elementary
34. First pair of trainers:
What is this British? Probably Etonics
WHICH IS BETTER
35. Lips or eyes:
Eyes.
36. Hugs or kisses:
From whom? I’d say kisses from the wife, hugs from friends.
37. Shorter or taller:
Samesies
38. Older or younger:
A couple years, either way
39. Romantic or spontaneous:
I’m not romantic, so I’ll take spontaneous.
40. Sensitive or loud:
Sensitive.
41. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship.
42. Shy or outgoing:
Capable of both? Being one or the other sounds exhausting
HAVE YOU EVER
43. Kissed a stranger:
Nope
44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
Yes, I've had my share. I am from Massachusetts after all, only one since moving 17 years ago.
45. Lost glasses/contacts:
Don’t wear glasses or need contacts.
46. Sex on first date:
I don't date, taken
47. Broken someone's heart:
Sadly, yes. A few times.
48. Been arrested:
Detained, not actually arrested
49. Have you turned someone down:
I'm to surly to be approached mostly, so no.
50. Fallen for a friend:
No, if I'm honest we were never friends to begin with.
51. Moved out of town:
I've lived in 5.5 different towns in three different state
BELIEVE IN
52. Miracles:
No
53. Love at first sight:
No
54. Heaven:
No
55. Santa Claus:
No
56. Kiss on the first date:
Why not, not like I have to worry about that anymore.
57. Angels:
No
58. Yourself:
Maybe 40% of the time
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
No, I'm not a dick. An ass sometimes sure, but not a dick.
60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
Love is a strong word
61. Ever cheated on somebody:
Certainly not
62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
Mmmmm if I could go back and do from like 17 forward that'd be cool. I'd be more decisive in my decision making, would feel less bad about it, but would likely end up where I am now with only a few differences.
63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
Certainly not
64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
No, relationships are learning experiences. Though it didn't end well, I learned a lot. I just hope the other person wasn't held back by the experience.
65. Do you miss your last relationship?
No, feels like a million years ago now.
66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
My wife, like an hour ago.
67. Have you ever been depressed?
Yes, I've been treated on and off for depression my entire adult life.
68. Are you insecure?
Certainly, everyone is...the trick is to remember to push through instead of go around. I'm working on that last bit.
69. How do you want to die?
Quickly and while I still have all my faculties, preferably after a really great visit with my loved ones.
70. Do you bite your nails?
Ewwwww
71. When was your last physical fight?
I don't think I've ever truly been in a fight. I was bullied and made them stop, usually with a blunt implement...but I wouldn't call that fighting.
72. Do you have an attitude?
Certainly, both good and bad.
73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl
74. Do you tan a lot?
Farmers tan
75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?
Ummm...like isnt that a requirement on the driving test?
76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
Ya, that was not a solid choice.
77. Would you take any of your exes back?
No.
78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Maybe? Thats not the kind of decision anyone has every truly been able to make. I'd consider it at least.
79. What are your plans for this weekend?
Remote cabin in the woods with my wife
80. Do you type fast?
I can get up to 110wpm, but I usually hover around 80 because most keyboard are shit.
81. Can you spell well?
I have gotten much better, I used to be terrible. Now, it is mostly type-o's or autocorrect silliness. My grammar still needs some work.
82: What are you craving right now?
I'm good right now actually.
83. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes, long ago. I didn't get thrown or otherwise injure myself either.
84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Yes and I have.
85. What’s irritating you right now?
The slow progress I am making on house projects.
86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
I'm not really sure what this common question is driving at to be honest.
87. Does somebody love you?
Yes, thank goodness.
88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Probably
89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
Dark Chocolate, darker the better
90. Do you have trust issues?
Not as much as I used to, its a process.
91. Longest relationship?
My wife, 10 years
92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
I sure hope she has better things to do.
93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
Multiple times a week, I wish PJs could be regular clothes.
94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No, the universe is a indiscriminate slaughter machine with no consciousness and is unaware I am here.
95. Did you have dream last night?
Yes, been dreaming a good deal lately after many years of nothing. Its a strange experience.
96. Have you ever been out of state?
Many times
97. Do you play the Wii?
Ha! The Wii and my brain do not go together. I was once nearly brought to tears trying to select the Netflix icon.
98. Do you like Chinese food?
OMFG YES!!!!
99. Are you afraid of the dark?
I love the dark
100. Is cheating ever okay?
No, never. Zero tolerance.
101. What year has been your best?
2004-05 was good, the last three years have been incredible personally
102. Do you believe in true love?
As opposed to fake love? I know love to be a valid emotion and experience it every day. Slapping the word "true" in front of it seems like an unnecessary descriptor.
103. Favorite weather?
Sunny, 67 degrees, low humidity, with a slight breeze.
104. Do you like the snow?
I don't think I could live somewhere that didn't have it, but its not as important as trees. Wide open spaces like out west are disconcerting.
105. Do you like the outside?
Yes, though I've become a bit of a tender foot about rain/snow storms in recent years.
106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Since I'm 42 that would be deeply unsettling and inappropriate.
107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
Yes
108. What makes you happy?
Happy and I are strange bed fellows. I think there is way too much emphasis on being happy in society. I also find it not a specific enough adjective. I often experience enjoyable states of being, but I would rarely use the word happy.
109. Ever been to Alaska?
Nope
110. Ever been to Hawaii?
Nope
111. Do you watch the news?
Avoid it like the plague it is.
112. Do you love MTV?
Never had cable when it was good, never watched it once I did have access.
113. Do you like subway?
Like is a very strong word for what barely passes as food, but in a pinch when my sugar is low its fine.
114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
No, I will again tonight!
115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
I can't even wrap my brain around this one.
116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
Very bored at work and no brain power to do anything else.
117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them?
Thats like my standard move
118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes. Why act unlike yourself. You meant the word "friend" as really a friend, right?
119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
My wife
120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Jeez, I have no idea....thats kinda sad. It was likely my wife though.
121. Ever bought condoms?
Yes and I've bought feminine products too. Not much embarrasses me.
122. Ever gotten pregnant?
That would be....difficult
123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
Many, many times
124 Have you ever missed the bus?
Yesterday, I blame the dog.
125. Have you left the house without money?
That’s pretty much daily.
126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
Smoke some cloves back in the day, mostly because they smell so damn good, was never a habit though.
127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
I have a few times in social situations with the bros
128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
Alcohol drinks me
129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
Many times, and I can't remember any of it
130. Have you ever been overweight?
The bigger question, when was the last time I was not considered over weight?
131. Ever been to a wedding?
Yes, a few
132. Ever been in a wedding?
1.5 times
133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
I was on the computer for 8 hours straight back in the day, it was a very bad choice.
134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
Easily
135. Ever kissed in the rain?
Probably
136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
Yes of course, though my current shower stall is too small....or I should reread #130 again
137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?
Sort of? The officer took pity on me though and waved me through.
138. Ever been outside your home country?
Yep, Canada and Iceland
139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Many times
140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
Many times
141. Have you ever broken a bone?
No. I'm invincible. No, I don't drink milk.
142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
No, I am not a competitive person
143. Ever get engaged?
Yes, and she even followed through with marrying my dumb ass
144. Have you ever been on a diet?
Yes, probably need to give it another go....damn you #130!
145. Have you ever been on TV?
No
146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
Many times
147. Ever been to prom?
I went to two
148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
Yes, my record is 49 hours.
149 Have you ever been to a concert?
Many
150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
Yes
151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Like three. I rear ended someone, I rolled a car once, and I got broad sided once.
152. Ever had braces?
Yes. in middle school, it didn't take
153. Did you ever learn another language?
Not conversationally. I learned a few phrases in Portuguese and Ukrainian though.
154. Do you wear make-up?
My metal concert days are probably over
155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
Yes, it was awful...dry socket is the worst.
156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
Yes
157. Ever dyed your hair?
Yes. It was hilarious, silly punk phase.
158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
Like while they were in them? No
159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes
160. Ever ridden in a helicopter?
Hell no.
161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
Many times, baking soda is my friend
162. Ever meet someone famous?
I met Arnold at a Cumberland Farms once, he was really nice.
163. Ever been on an airplane?
Yes, I hate them...but yes.
164. Ever been on a boat?
Nothing like a cruise ship, but smaller boats yes. I was on an aircraft carrier once, but it was a museum, still unsettlingly big.
165. Ever broken something expensive?
No
166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
No
167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
I found a guys keys for his BMW, he was grateful.